__________ After browsing through every little corner of the internet I discovered that ‘Monster’ seems to have a criminally low amount of fanart: disproportionate to how good this manga/anime is, at least. I feel obligated to fix it now.
Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.
This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.
Moms in the present day: If all your friends jumped of a bridge, would you do it too hmm?
Moms in the 11th century: If all thy brethren confessed to heresy and thus are sentenced to be burned at the stake, wouldst thou profess it as well hmm?
Moms in the year 5200 BC: if friends eat berry and die, u eat same berry too hmm?
